User talk:Oor mate vlad

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.

This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

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"We're after your children and pets."

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.

This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.

I don't really know how this thing works......