User talk:Omarlopez974

My name is Omar lopez but you can probably tell by my writing I am mexican, as well as white, british, germanic, and chinease with really squinty eyes. i know what your thinking who have my parents been sleeping with? I do not know. Also there is gum underneath the table, and i am craving turducken. And now i am going to a 30 minute akward silence.

(30 minutes later) I have just eaten edward cullen and now i poop sparkles. I have just killed kermit the frog and his family and then sewed them together for a suit for lady gaga. I have cooked miss piggy and im about to feed it to the lovely lady (and I use that term loosely) Rosie o donnel. I saw tiger woods in my house making me pancakes for breakfast, then I called the police. Tiger confessed he was after the my virginity. I went outside the house and found angelina jolie and jennifer aniston in a cat fight, of course rosie o donnel tried to get in it and brought a hose. After a while i came back to my house took shower, then went to bed. I kept hearing noises outside my window, he he. I got up and went outside only to find micheal jackson he was a zombie and tried to kill me with a knife, while moonwalking toward me. so i set fire on to his wig and he died and all the children in the world danced yays. I thought I saw megan fox whoring herself out to the decepticon leader Barack Obama. And i thought what a weird day today was follow me on my weird encounters with celebrities

Real ****ing talk

the weirdest celebrities ever One deranged celebrity would have to be Lady Gaga Top 2 reasons to hate Lady Gaga. 1: she killed Kermit the frog and then sewed him together to make some ugly ass suit. she must have been on something i mean look her up google and you'll know what I'm saying. 2: that ugly red dress she wore to accept an award she looked like a terrorist. 3: It has been rumored that lady gaga has a penis, all of these rumors have been confirmed true she now has to cope with this, thats not going to stop her from being the 1st female president and eventually ruling the world and yes that includes Narnia.

Another weird celebrity: Micheal Jackson three facts you should know about him. 1: He confessed to touching little boys and girls at neverland. 2: He's had so much plastic surgery that he looks like a monster thing and that weird nose, not to mention he turned white did he bleach himself in his daddies laundry machine with the other jacksons. 3: Apparently people claim he is dead, but I think their lieing he's probably walking around as a zombie, I mean hasn't anyone else seen the thriller video.

Well that wraps up Micheal Jackson, now onto Tiger woods.3 1: He is probably the most famous white golfer there is. 2: here's a question everyone's asking. Where in the world is Tiger woods?

Now onto Opera Winfrey 1: First of all everyone knows that opera is infectious disease common amoung women, as soon as they see her it drives them mad. 2: She ordered her own book club to be assassinated, some say Opera killed some of them herself. 3: Apparntly she is starting her own network and I am going to ask if there will be any subliminal messaging. 4: Ellen Degenres is better than her yay.

Now onto the worst thing ever the Jonas Brothers 1: The Jonas brothers must die in the most brutal way possible being locked in their basement and being forced to hear their awful singing. 2: The Jonas brothers are known to hang out with (the dumbest disney star ever) Miley cyrus, that backwoods red neck thinks shes a star. 3: Remember kids if you ever see the Jonas brothers throw poop, like a monkey, at them it'll stink less than their songs.

Why we all hate charlie sheen 1: He beat up his wife, who does he think he is a professsional athlete? one thing for sure he will become the first white OJ Simpson.

why I cannot stand Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana. 1: 1st of all she must have schizophrenia or something be she thinks she is hannah or miley.

Me answering peoples questions.

Q: Will the world really end in 2012.

My answer: No, because that is the year lady gaga will try to take over the world.

Q: Why do I like instant ramen so much?

My answer: Because you can't afford anything else.

Q: Is cookie monster real?

My awnswer: yes but after the media tried to replace him with veggie monster, cookie monster shoved a sharpened carrot through veggie monsters head. fortunately Elmo's DNA was on the carrot, now Elmo is being charged with man slaughter.

Q: Is global warming real?

My answer: Yes, Al gore is the reason global is happening. Al gore has also caused many other natural disaters such as hurricanes, tsunamis, eatrhquakes, and of course the black plague.

Hola

I would suggest moving the above contents to your userpage so it's easier to talk here if necessary. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 02:47, 5 March 2010 (UTC)