User talk:Nicolah

Hi Nicolah

Fizz Brown is not about you - it's about a fictional character in a television series. However, if you genuinely are the actor that plays the part - which I must admit seems rather unlikely to me as if it were the case I suspect we'd have heard from the actor's lawyer or agent rather than from the actor herself, but I could be wrong - and want the article removed then I suggest you make your case to one of the Uncyclopedian bureaucrats. Mordillo or Sannse will be the best people to talk to. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:26, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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Oh yes, that too. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:30, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

I have no idea how this website works, I just joined to request that my name 'nicola hanley' is removed from the page 'Fizz Brown' I am not the actress who plays her however as a joke somebody thought I looked like her and now my name is associated with the horrible things that have been written. Please can you explain to me who to contact to have it removed? I am not 10 years old, I am 25 and I would prefer if this matter was sorted.

Hmm - not sure if you really have much of a case there, I'm afraid. If the article had been created with the intention of bullying you it'd be a different matter - Uncyclopedia has very strict anti-bullying policies - but as it's about someone other than yourself to whom you bear a coincidental resemblance, I really can't see that anyone will agree with you. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:52, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Well it is bullying when it says "played by young transsexual actress nicola hanley" and has pictures of me. My name is nicola hanley and my name is being slandered of the internet so I would like it removed. Is there an email address of someone I can contact with regards to bullying on the website?

Ah - I see your point, my apologies. I don't watch Coronation Street and had assumed that Nicola Hanley was the actor who plays the part of Fizz Brown. I'll contact one of the bureaucrats and ask about getting it removed. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:56, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

As per RabbiTechno, we'll have the pictures and content removed. Our apologies. See our policy on cyberbullying here. --EMC ^[TALK] 10:58 Mar 24 2010

Thank you, I don't mean to be rude but it has upset me and I appreciate it being removed. Thank you for your help!

Right, I've let Mordillo know - the article ought to be gone in the very near future. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:02, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

There you go - it's gone:

(Huff log); 11:17 . . Under user (Talk | contribs) huffed "Fizz Brown" (Cyber-bullying: and some long-standing cyberbullying at that. sucks that we didn't spot this before.)

Thanks for letting us know, even if we were a bit crap at understanding what you meant. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:21, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you very much, I appreocate your help!