User talk:New Kiew

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Get lost from here, <insert name here>!

Welcome![edit source]

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My God you are lame[edit source]

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Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Kiewzhenyi?

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~Jewriken.GIF 13:41, 30 October 2007 (UTC)