User talk:Moohaha
CSC (Canadian Strip Club)[edit source]
This club is possibly the best strip club in the world. It mainly contains the very best hairy legs in the world. The club has branches all over stocksfield. The Blowtel, Humpy Theme Park and even the SFC (Sexy Fried Chicken), where the best meal on the menu is Sperm Whale with a a page 3 girl of your choice. The CSC is also sponsered by Molekin (check molekin after you have read this article) which produce the best mole skin thongs and bra's in the world, which are scientificly proven to be the most comfortable material in the world.
Our best strippers include Conor Maguire the happy dildo mover(he is the one from the advert). Scott Fraser the scottish kilt thrower. Oliver Brunskill the nose which will be licked all day. And of course Michael Fraser the happy person who will marry, strip, lap dance and caress anyone within 10 feet of her. We also have a brilliant deluxe spar where once you go in you never come out(literally, you never come out, when you go in they make you so relaxed you die on the table, and lets face it you can't get more relaxed than that).
We also provide grape feeding, serenades, G-String teeth pulls and alcohol. This is all provided by the beautiful and sexy Alex Robson. However grapes will not be included you will have to supply them (this is because Alex ate them all before we could hand them out so we don't buy them anymore because it was costing us like £300000 a day to feed him).
The CSC was founded in 2007 by the brilliant mind of Blobert Rowerty and Nob Derdon. Then future members came in a year later: Mass Derdon, Massy Hammerhell and Majy Neton. The idea for the blowtel was founded by none other than new member Massy Hammerhell, later went on to manage the place. However the Humpy Theme park was up and running already. The SFC was founded by co-founder of the company Blobert Rowerty and new member Mass Derdon. The idea for the very succesful meal spermwhale with a page 3 girl came from Mass Derdon.
You may not know this but alot of the famous movies that you love that are comedy takes were founded by our company. This includes Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Austin Powers, Shaun of the Dead and well atually Stephen Hawkins is a robot programed by us to over throw Ienstien(we have been unsuccessful so far).
If you would like to join us then go to our website at www.CSCmoles.org.gov.mole.co.uk/i love my mummy and i mean it. However gingers not included apart from Joe Dale because i like him. Hello Kity. Ginger nuts will be thrown out with brute force if they try to join. Also no Justin Bieber lovers, and any dog lovers will be shot.
Anyone offended by this article should be it is quite offencesive.