User talk:Maximonster
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13:07, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
- Also: the reason your article was deleted was because it violated the vanity policies we have here - you're not allowed to create an article about anybody non-notable, like yourself, your friends or that really annoying guy in your class at school. I can't see the actual text of the page because it got deleted, but seeing as it's been deleted with this message, I'm guessing that was the general gist of it.