User talk:Matt12321

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Super Powers =[edit source]

Excreting Candyfloss This could be a very usefull power in areas where there is little or no food. This is because you can just eat your own waste.

Holding Fire When in dark areas do not fear just click your fingers and you can see. There is one slight flaw with this though just because you produce fire .... Does not mean you are fire proof.

Walk through Paper If you are trapped in a Chinese house you can just walk through the layers of paper that make up this building , this power was first used by ancient Chinese ninja Chow Pow. Although this won't help you much any where other than china it could be a pretty cool part trick.