User talk:MarloweOfSurrey

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Thanks Thekillerfroggy for your nice welcome. This place is awfully cosy.--MarloweOfSurrey 15:29, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

One of the best one line intros on your user page that I've seen here

Tis, yes, tis. Aleister 23:03 7 9

I can think of more one liners! Just give me a few more years...--Marlowe Of Surrey (Talk) (Contributions) 21:49, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

YEARS! You've got forty seconds... go!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  21 Oct 2010 ~ 04:39 (UTC)

Aqua corp

Sorry, thought it's yet another person trying to publicize his company or mistaking us for Wikipedia. I've restored the page. ~ 09:46, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks.--Marlowe Of Surrey (Talk) (Contributions) 21:49, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

I know who Marlowe of Kent was ? Who Marlowe of Surrey? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:39, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Your article

I have moved it here as the maintenance tag you placed on it had expired. If you have any questions about this then feel free to ask them on my talk page. --Chiefjustice3DS 07:40, November 3, 2010 (UTC)