User talk:Karatloz
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Please come back...[edit source]
They really weren't serious, you know.
I'm sorry they made you upset, but you have to have a sense of humour on the uncyc chatroom (especially regarding yourself).... They're nearly always joking.
I really didn't mean to upset you, and I don't hate you - but after you logged off in a huff for the second time we all thought you were just trolling, looking for a response.
We are a pretty newbie-friendly community really. NeoZidane spent ages on your userpage, making it look nice, and I gave you a cookie, and Hinoa (if it was Hinoa - I can't remember) even took your article out of the deleted pages list and gave it a second chance - and you just threw it all away and left.
Which, I would guess, is the reason everybody (including me, in the end) got so pissed off. We gave you chance after chance and kept on being nice to you for a really long time - don't take the jokes so personally. Do you really think we would have carried on doing all that if we hated you? Just on a whim or something? That would be a really perverse, not to mention mean, thing to do and I'm really sorry you thought that. I mean, we do have other stuff to do, you know! It's not like we just lounge around on the internet all day looking for people to bully.
I hope you decide to come back, because I'm pretty sure they'd still be prepared to give you a chance - but you'd have to prove to them that you're not a troll; they're still pretty convinced that you are.
I don't think you're a troll, and I think you could really be a worthwile user given the chance, but you definitely need to start taking stuff less personally. They'd al just had enough after a while.
Basically, cheer up! And I hope you'll be back soon. :)
--Flyingfeline 22:44, 24 September 2006 (UTC)