User talk:Jurgenalbanian
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Re: Albania[edit source]
I'm glad to hear your concern, since the article is protected for the very reasons you state -- believe it or not, it used to be much worse. However, it's only protected against anonymous and newly registered users. Once you've been here for a week or so, you'll be able to edit this page. I look forward to your contributions. --Algorithm 23:00, 26 July 2009 (UTC)
Pershendetje[edit source]
Shqiperia eshte vendi yne dhe duhet ta duam dhe jo te tallemi me te ashtu sic beni ju ketu ne kete joenciklopedi. Do te ishte me mire te krijoje nje llogari tek Wikipedia dhe te kontribuoje aty se sa tek kjo kopje pa vlere e Wikipedias. Mund te kontribuosh edhe tek Wikipedia Shqip. 195.167.65.217 14:25, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
E para punes se ke par si ishte faqja para se te futesha un ktu. E dyta punes nje tjeter shqiptar e ka ndryshu komplet faqen ktu, kshu qe un s'kom lidhje fare, shko ankoju atij te faqja. E treta kam nja 1 vit e gjys dy vjet qe s'merrem me kto budalliqet neper internet se kom impenjime ne jeten reale, kshuqe te lutem mos me bezdis me.
- Ne rregull, me fal!