User talk:Julie.france
hello, on this page, over the next few months, you'll see an ever-growing list of FACTS which I have compiled...[edit source]
1. The average paper cut hurts twice as much as a shark bite but for only for a millionth of a second. FACT.
2. Cats forget who you are after two weeks but remember who you are again immediately when they see you. CATFACT.
3. Bolton is three times the size of Doncaster. FACT.
4. Childbirth doesn't actually hurt, it's just a thing we made up to make men feel bad. FACT.
5. There is no such thing as PMT and period pain, it's just a thing we made up to make men feel bad. FACT.
6. Knickerbocker glories are named after women's knickers and often have a cherry at the bottom, enough said. FACT.
7. Bats have 20/20 vision, they just can't see because they are nocturnal and fly in the night when it's dark. BATFACT.
8. In the 17th century it was seen as unsavoury to rub brass and was punished by hanging or community service. FACT.
9. The human brain is 80% water, the other 20% is tea thus the phrase USING YOUR TETE which was originally USING YOUR TETLEY. FACT.
10. Mosquitoes have 47 teeth, 2 at the top and 45 at the bottom and rarely smile because of this. FACT.
11. Most lipsticks are partially made of fish scales thus the name trout pout. FACT.
12. Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off, the body continues to live for 20 years after that but is often mistaken for a pebble. FACT.
13. Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women even though they are mostly made out of wood and are bad conductors (see André George Previn). FACT.
14. Cats can make over 100 vocal sounds, were as dogs can only make 10, which is probably because cats eat fish which feeds the brain. FACT.
15. Spiders have only six legs the other two are pubic hair - thus the term 'spiders legs'. FACT.
16. The static created by Terry Wogans wig each day creates enough electricity to power an average household for a week. FACT.
17. Ninety five percent of men in the UK say the word 'pacific' instead of the word 'specific'. FACT.
18. Ninety five percent of married women in the UK say the word 'him' when referring to their husbands. FACTS.
19. The word FACT is an anagram of the word CAFT which translates as FACT in Somali. FACT.
I know nothing except the FACT of my ignorance. SOCRATES
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