User talk:Joeschmuck

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Talk to me...[edit source]

Hi, everyone! Alright, enough small talk. Listen, if you want to send me questions, whether it be about what I like, dislike, where you can find me around the portal, my imaginary friends, E-mail me! Ask me a question and there will be a 50-49-1 Chance that I'll put it on...

50% chance that I'll actually look at it

49% chance that I'll be tempted to put it on this

1% that I'll actually place it on for the world to see

So e-mail me to joe-schmuck@hotmail.com and I will change the way you think FOREVA!

P.S. I don't do relationships over the internet...Although I don't think girls want me <:(