User talk:James Rideout
Welcome![edit source]
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Cardinals and Tigers[edit source]
Uncle J has awarded you a baseball signed by the Vatican City Cardinals for voting on UnNews: Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series.
Thanks for nomming it man, even though it didn't make it --Uncle J 05:51, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
meh[edit source]
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Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours! |
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- I wanted to send you a fine Italian suit also, but I didn't have your address, so I sent it to Nelson Mandela instead. Better luck next time, though.--
21:09, 9 March 2007 (UTC)