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The Ancient Flornas

21,023 years ago, a small island by the name of retardo was discovered by the very early 

Christophera Colombussi. It was found on the island large hords of gold, now known as 'Old

Gold'. When Colombussi had found the hords and hords of Gold, many thoasands of Flornas

attacked him. With a very quick mind, he thought fast and took out a 1874 Remington Rocket

Launcher. Utilising the power of the rocket launcher, Colombussi aimed it at the ground and

shot. He flew into the air, more than 894,243,234,255,778,567,123,455,456 kilometres off the

ground. Safely, he landed onto a small shrub. After that, nobody knows what had happened to

him, but in 1877 the very very late Christophera Colombussi whent to that island, to find hords

and hords of brown blocks. It is said that over the many years the gold had turned into those

brown blocks. Crouching down, Colombussi tasted the substance. It had an amazing taste. He then

brought the rest over back to England, in his home in New York, and sold it all to a man named

Fillipi Cabduri. He then created the now well known substance, 'Old Gold Chocolate'.