User talk:HowdidIgethere?

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Please

Stop vandalizing ICarly. It happens way too much already, and there's literally no better version than the one now as it stands. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:08, 16 May 2010 (UTC)

I moved (actually copy-pasted) your version to ICarly/WIP. The current version isn't that good right now, but it is also not conducive to gradual rewriting either. Btw, I am the primary author (as in the writer of the footnotes) of the current version of iCarly. Its basically filler to prevent a worse article from appearing in its location. --Mn-z 18:35, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

Also, I an attempting to organize a community rewrite of iCarly here. Your edits to the iCarly article, although they were reverted, by far the best "new version" of iCarly and your help would be appreciated. --Mn-z 03:25, May 23, 2010 (UTC)