User talk:Horsepop

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Horsepop, commonly refered to as "Lemonade" As feature in the hit single "Get On My Horse."

Horsepop is extremly addictive and, no-body knows where the lemonade is made, although it is sweet, sweet lemonade.

Horsepop comes from a horse that can turn into a plane, on a stoke of it mane and turn back again when you tug on his winky, now shut up woman and get on horse. The horse's name is quite unknown and we only hear him as "My Horse" the only other people associated with the horse are "Woman" and unnamed rider. A Posh man, proberly has no cock.

The horse only there to flash his gash is a very sexual monkey, AKA a sexual prdator, often accused of agy anal rape, he is wanted by the FBI as number 1 terorrist and is often asociated with Bin Laden (The Smelliest Penis Head In The World) The horse also smokes weed and takes heroin, if he approches you, hide all of your candy and all small children.

Facts About Horse Pop:

1. The main producer is Gary, the 46 year old circumcised horse, he was recently impaled on a church spire after a long night playing with Mrs Horse's Bacon.

2. Altough refered to as Lemonade inn ASDA it is for sale for 18p in an unbranded carton named "Horse Pop"

3. Nupur Shukla's corner shop also sells Horse Pop, under the name of cola, be ware of this as it is not cola, and is definatly out of date. As with all corner shops.

4. Horse Pop is almost as addictive as cocaine or world of warcraft.

5. If approached by a bottle of horse pop with legs, wake up...

Have you not heard the song yet LOSER!!! [1]