User talk:Hopefully Acceptable Username

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Maddie

Maddie Hopefully Acceptable Username 16:55, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Greetings!

Just wanted to offer a tip on linking to Uncyc articles, you don't have to do an external link:

• [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User_talk:Codeine#My_humble_offerings this] = Shows as this

Instead for Uncyc pages do:

• [[User_talk:Codeine#My_humble_offerings]] = User_talk:Codeine#My_humble_offerings (everything after the /wiki).

To give it text do:

• [[User_talk:Codeine#My_humble_offerings|this]] = Shows as this.

Hope that helps!

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