User talk:Hessef

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Spot on![edit source]

Good show on handling the unwitting vandal for me. I'd give you a cookie, but it's mean--Flammable CUN 02:01, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Slander! Playing in traffic is good for your health, and promotes dexterity. Honest! *hides* Splaka 02:22, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Are we talking chocolate chip here, or at least lemony snowballs or snickerdoodles?--Hessef 02:34, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Anyway Spot on. Here's some Keen in your eye!--Flammable CUN 02:30, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Thank y--ow, my eye! my eye! (runs off to stick his face in the shower) --Hessef 02:34, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

For your car[edit source]

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(you can remove if you want, your talk page just looked lonely Splaka 12:21, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC))

-Thanks. All I need now is a digital car... Hessef 16:49, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

List of phrases[edit source]

Hessef,

Just wanted to say thanks for deleting the other sections for me. I would have done it earlier but the site appeaed to be down for some reason. 152.163.101.11 07:56, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hessef. Just noticed the string of new articles which I assumed originated from the phrases page. It's a shame about the Bart Simpson quote though. Being as its based on the Gulf War urban legend of Iraqi propaganda (one of the infamous WMD no doubt) I'd think there would be plenty material to work with. Oh well again sorry for all the trouble. 152.163.101.11 10:22, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

+Burn[edit source]

Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.