User talk:HLEPME
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, HLEPME, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- If you're a vandal, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not just stupid
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- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! —Pelozurian (talk) 23:03, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
Good to have you here[edit source]
Good to have you aboard HLEPME. Some quick tips. Don't piss off the admins, blank any pages, smoke crack while editing, or associate with guys like Paizuri or Teddy Bear rapist. They destroy the site everytime they edit, and all of us have to go back and fix their edits. Maybe you can help us do this. Sure, why not. You are now designated a SHOOTER first class, which gives you the power to revert the edits of those two users. By doing this you will endear yourself here. Aleister 1:47 15 6 mmX
- Gee, thanks! I'm not just a test account used only when necessary (and sometimes for fun), no way! --Totally new user • Hi.
- Hi im a totaly new user too can i have shooter --Newbie15213 02:16, June 15, 2010 (UTC)