User talk:God's Penis

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♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
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The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

WELCOME.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig.png) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig.png 

Jesus Thanks You[edit source]

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Jesus thanks you for joining the fight against Uncyclopedia and it's blasphemous ways - may God keep you safe in your journey.