User talk:GanglyToes

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Why we don't use moles for groundhog day

Moles are shy bastards, spending their days underground, and stealing all the goddamn radishes. Scientists have dated moles and visited "radishing" birthday parties, and have determined moles are rude, hungry, and spend excessive amounts of time smelling you. Groundhogs are just easier to get along with, having better social skills (likely due to their healthy relationship with their mothers)and NOT STEALING ALL THE FUCKING RADISHES.

originally i posted this in the spambox (anonymously) but retyped it here for credit, and criticism/help. zee TOES 00:11, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

ZIEVGZ table

i don't know what i did, but the noob entries got moved to the redone images. i don't know what i did wrong....

i apologize, i am a noob.

nvm i fixed it. >.< zee TOES 00:11, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

I HATE PHEASANTS

THOSE SMUG BASTARDS WON'T KEEP OUT OF MY FRONT YARD. THERE SQUEAKING SOUNDS LIKE A MAN MADE OF RUBBER IS MASTURBATING! I CAN'T SLEEP GODDANMIT!

had to get that out.zee TOES 02:50, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

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