User talk:Esn
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Hi, your edit is being blasted at the article's talk page. I think you might want to check it oot. Feureau 05:55, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
- Seriously, guy, you need to read UN:RTFM and Uncyclopedia:Five pliers thouroughly. I know how stuff works in Wikipedia, but that's not how stuff works around here, and I know some wikipedians got some hard time adjusting, but please, read it thru and I hope more enjoyable be your stay in here. Btw, I'm not gonna respect your post on my talk with a detailed explanation here. Those belongs in the article's talk page. Also, just because you don't understand some sentences, it doesn't mean that there's something wrong with the arrangement of the letters. Feureau 07:05, 30 November 2006 (UTC)