User talk:Enzo Aquarius/UnCyc/Catalog

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Talk page for the catalog, suggest new items below:

Personal Notes For Self[edit source]

  • User:High Gen. Grue gets 50% profits on Ninjastar stuff. Enzo Aquarius gets other 50%
  • Standard purchases, 60% Enzo Aquarius, 40% Tom Mayfair
  • Whoever makes the signature for the signature product gets 50% profits
  • Add other currencies as they become available

Suggested Items[edit source]

Kalir[edit source]

  • Loathing-brand Levitating Potato: Just like momma used to grow!
  • Willy Wheels: We're just as perplexed about it as you are.
  • Afro: Comes in the color of your choice!
  • Hobo cub: Absolutely no upkeep, your adorable hobo cub will scrounge for food and shelter, just like the real thing!
  • BENSON'S OLD FASHIONED PANCAKES: ALL-CAPS FLAVOR, Proper Caps Calories!

Just one thing: I'd like some amount of the income for these items, if implemented. Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 03:22, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

Awesome suggestions. If I do add these, you shall get some income. :D - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 02:28, 23 August 2007 (UTC)