User talk:Elmo rabbit
Welcome![edit source]
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Apparent Vanity Policy Violation[edit source]
I'd like to inform you that the article you just wrote, Wilsons school, was likely in violation of our vanity policies. I have since deleted it, and if it is recreated violating said policies again, you will receive a 36-hour block. Uncyclopedia deletes vanity articles because 99% of the time, they just aren't funny to us. I'm sure it could be the most hilarious thing to you and your buddies, but the rest of us are standing around scratching our heads in bewilderment. Also, writing libel about people you know is not tolerated here. An alternative you could pursue is placing your article as a subpage of your userpage, eg. User:Elmo rabbit/Wilsons school. If you believe I'm mistaken (and there's a good chance I could be), please leave me a note on my talk page and I'll double-check. Thanks. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 19:05, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
You were warned...[edit source]
As you may or may not already know, you have been blocked from editing Uncyclopedia for 36 hours due to recreation of the article Wilsons school in continued violation of Uncyclopedia vanity policy. Please take this time to be sure you are familiar with the policies and why we have them. If you feel you were blocked in error, you can attempt to contact me or any of the other administrators on the IRC channel #uncyclopedia on Freenode. —Hinoa talk.kun 18:56, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
- OR you can read HTBFANJS and Vanity stuff, then prove to Hinoa that you can be sensible :)
-Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 18:59, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
What part of "read UN:VAIN" don't you understand?[edit source]
You were warned twice about recreating vanity articles, and blocked for 36 hours. Now I see the article I warned you about again. Congratulations, you're blocked for a month. I strongly advise you read UN:VAIN and, while you're at it, the fucking manual. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:32, 23 January 2007 (UTC)