User talk:Bitchslap

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Any special reason

You're editing another user's page? ~ 11:16, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

OK, I see it now. Next time, don't vandalize his page in return, that's a bannable offense. Post him here. ~ 11:22, 17 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about that, didn't know it was his own page or anything, thought he just made it just to make another page. My bad again. -Poprocker

Sorry, man I was just joking. I didn't really mind I was just playing games. - Bitchslap

Muffgasm article on pee review

I read your article and pee reviewed. It needs work, but it isn't unrecoverable. Check the pee review for details, and leave comments on my talk page if you have further questions. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 14:23, 4 October 2007 (UTC)