User talk:65.27.140.33
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, 65.27.140.33, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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20:38, 11 July 2021 (UTC)
Some thoughts[edit source]
Cute. I mean, one of your edits actually was okay. And your newest article, Pisstake, is actually good enough of a title that I'm going to tag it instead of huffing it. Please read and adhere to the guides in your "welcome" message above, otherwise I may soon have to send you to meet Mr. Mayhem. Cheers. MrX blow me 20:41, 11 July 2021 (UTC)
Blocked[edit source]
You've been blocked for one day for consistently adding crap to Uncyclopedia. MrX blow me 23:00, 26 July 2021 (UTC)
Blocked[edit source]
{{unblock|your reason here}} below. Cassandra (talk) 22:08, 24 August 2021 (UTC)This is the discussion page for an anonymous user who has not created an account yet or who does not use it. We therefore have to use the numerical IP address to identify them. Such an IP address can be shared by several users, or by an entire institution or organization. If you are an anonymous user and feel that irrelevant comments have been directed at you, please create an account or log in to avoid future confusion with other anonymous users.