User talk:06SmithG
This is a new guy[edit source]
I'm a new guy. Please be very patient with me. That was probably the only bit of truth on my page. Now you can go away & do something else. Thank you very much for not paying much attention, --06SmithG 12:24, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Welcome![edit source]
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