User talk:!!!!!!PENISPENISPENIS!!!!!!
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Hi[edit source]
In alphabetical order your the first person with a userpage to show up so can I have your autograph?
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Cool, your very account is a penis joke! Awesome! I would have done that, but I was too busy reveling in my hate of Justin Bieber to think of it. Wow, definitely more Uncyclopedia material than I. Hopefully your articles and edits are as funny as your status as a walking dick joke :). --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 00:39, May 15, 2012 (UTC)
- Psssst. I don't think he can hear you. ~ BB ~ (T)
~ Tue, May 15 '12 4:22 (UTC)
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What is your pen? But Jesus ain't say that. (talk) 03:14, 14 November 2018 (UTC)
P E N I S[edit source]
Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis! MrRebel19 (talk) 13:29, 29 June 2020 (UTC)
Unfunny[edit source]
Spaming penis isn't funny – Preceding unsigned comment added by 75.181.210.53 (talk • contribs)