User:Zompirelf
This is practice, tell me if it sucks or if I'm on the right track
Zompirelf[edit | edit source]
Zompirelf (pronounced muff-in) is a kid with no sense of humor, taste in music, or the ability to be anything other than a potato. Often found on the internet playing hide and seek with God, in which, God always wins. Granted the ability to be you by God, he spends the remainder of his time eating other muffins. Muffins are the sacrifice.
The Muffin Race[edit | edit source]
Zompirelf is always on par with God when it comes to creating things in his spare time. Usually, these are muffins, drawings/paintings of muffins, and muffin sounds. The Muffin race are the only living creatures Zompirelf has created, and humans eat them as if they have no souls. As such, muffins have a language called Jazz. Learning Jazz can be a bit difficult, as it includes brass instruments and words. Trying to scream while playing the trumpet (it takes two muffins to scream) is a bit hard, so muffins choose to sit and die rather than react to being eaten.
The Muffin - Japanese War[edit | edit source]
The crummiest battle of Muffin-kind, half of the enire population of muffins was either destroied or eaten in a span of four days. Harpoons were the Japanese's main weapons because they were whaling at the start of the battle. Why the etire Japanese Navy was whailing, the muffins still haven't figured out.