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December 26: The one day women poop. It smells like potatoes
- 17 - Jesus takes up boxing, begins training by punching a sack of potatoes.
- 698 - King Arthur has a white wine with his potato pie instead of a red, the round table become concerned.
- 1919 - Babe Ruth of the Boston Red Sox is sold to the New York Yankees for three potatoes.
- 1954 - The first demonstration of computer speech is performed in Georgetown University by an IBM machine, it says: suck a potato nerds.
- 1959 - The U.S. Government sends Fidel Castro fifteen crates of the finest American potatoes, which only look like live IED's.
- 1966 - African-Americans, angry at the song "I'm Dreaming of a Whites-Only Potato Day", create their own holiday, Kwanzaa.
- 1991 - The Supreme Soviet of the Potato Union (Pictured) meets and formally dissolves the Potato Union, ending the Cold War.
- 2006 - Gerald Ford, the potato who pardoned Nixon, dies.