User:ZBrisk

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Hi! My name is ZBrisk and I am gay. PLease read this article on me - the gayest guy - which was written by KoE, the greatest man who ever lived. I like moles. Yay for small boys!

Life story[edit | edit source]

ZBrisk was born in Zabriskia on the planet Lipton in 1989. He was abandoned as a child and was thrown into the river of Zabriskia but was then recovered by a bear, a vulcan, and a guy named Bob. He was taught how to do the jet stroke and soon went to the school of Zabriskia. At school he was humiliated and taunted because he has a stupid name. He would be annoyed by chants of 'ZZZZZZZ-BRIIIIIIISK'. He has no friends in Nestealand. Asian food good, no?

Life story Part II[edit | edit source]

Cheated by anger, taunted by thoughts and humilated by his past, ZBrisk goes on a diet

When it was ninety eight

It was a very good year

It was a very good year for the Deutsche Bank or Tony Blair

John Glenn left Earth on a dare

Which was really kind of great

In nineteen ninety eight


When it was ninety eight

It was a very bad year

It was a very bad year for people named Lewinski

Or even Kaczynski

France's world cup win came not a moment too late

In nineteen ninety eight



When it was ninety eight

It was a lethal year

It was a lethal year for Jack Lord, Pol Pot and Sonny Bono

Frank Sinatra and Flo-Jo

For they each became "the late..."

In nineteen ninety eight


Life story Part III: This time it's personal strikes back[edit | edit source]

ZBrisk quit school whne he got board one day at the age of 22. He decided to go to Harvard but couldn't be bothered because he's gay. He woulld like to drive a bus, but he won't because he's gay. He took up ballet and carried on, because he's gay.

No he did not do ballet but he did form a barbershop quartet with two other guys. He lives to this day smoking crack and being gay.

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Trivia![edit | edit source]

  • Did I say he was fat?
  • HES ASIAN
  • AND IS A JEEEEWW