User:Yourmom24

Yourmom24

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Definition

Did you know that I'm actually your mom. Ya, I know creepy huh? Also I make delicous pies.I make apple,cherry,blueberry,caremel,kidney,chocolate,rock[you know you want rock pie], and last but certainley not least........[well there really is no least on htis list but what ever] delisicous cow pie! So, who wants some pie? Anyone.....................NO!NONE!YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF MY PIES!SCREW YOU!

History

I don't have any history well, I do so I'll tell you. I was born in Yourmom city,Yourmom in Yourmom is da shit! Hospital. The doctor screamed holy mother f***** and ran in terror when he first saw me.I said my first word when my mom put a screwdriver down my ass.I said WTF you asshole [Which means wheres the food you asshole?!].Then, my mom sent me to my room and ever since I've been typing on Uncyclopedia because I have no life.

Links

[1][2][3]click on any link you want to.they lead you to my top three favorite websites.

The civil war

As you can see this is the current conflict going on.GAMEOVER!

George Bushwar

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