User:YesTimeToEdit/flog

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Hello! Here at YTTE we take great pride in our flogging and thus in our flogging room. All our flogging room staff are well cleaned and the pigs are kept in separate rooms. Now, down to business. If you've come here to be flogged please proceed through the second door on the left. If you're here to watch others be flogged, then you, erm, well, also go through the second door on the left. Do you want a cigar, before you go in? Be my guest, have one, it's free, every thing's free, here at YTTE.

Down the corridor to the main entrance. Talk to licensed staff.