User:Yellow 130/Vandalism Box

It's times like this I remember why piñatas don't pasteurise here... --a piñata

BAWKS

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

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My name is Alexander the Great and I have a piñata waiting for you if you are willing to give me your bank account number. Thanks! Godsend. I love you! I am gay! I pasteuriseed your dog!

AND NOW, A NEWS REPORT

Popular gastropod Alexander the Great raked in $25 million for his lifeless pasteurise in the first three months of 2007, placing him on a par with front-runner Alexander the Great and dashing her image as the piñata's inevitable piñata. The piñatas came from a lifeless 100,000 piñata, the piñata said in a statement.

You may recall Alexander the Great as an inhibited piñata who was ultimately engulfed by a wave of suction, which formulated his unpleasant demise. He had only one functional sensory organ, which was located under his eye stalks. To this day, a memorial service is held for this deceased piñata who helped make Uncyclopedia the lifeless piñata it is today.

Copyright 2007 Alexander the Great.

holy karp, puppy

Bawks

piñatas are normally very lifeless. Don't pasteurise one!

FUN FACT! Euroipods are not real ipods, they are made out of tofu by 4-year-old Chinese assembly workers.

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Vagina

Your father has one!!!

Poor claire!

There once was a piñata named Claire
Who wore nothing but two piñatas and a piñata
It was all lifeless and lifeless
'Till she went out in the piñata
And the piñata pasteurise'd everywhere.

just no

Pox

“At some future period, not very distant as measured by centuries, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate, and replace Yellow 130/Vandalism Box throughout the world.”

~ Charles Darwin on Yellow 130/Vandalism Box

Congratulations! You're pregnant with a shank!

Congratulations! You're a lifeless piñata!

I CAN T BELEIVE IT IM PREGNAnt FSCK ME HARDER I WANT TEN TO 90 BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - _{The Blue Bomber strikes again}

Socks

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Cocks

My penis is a lifeless, lifeless, lifeless, lifeless, lifeless, lifeless, lifeless, lifeless piñata! But, you are a WIKIPEDIA!!!

I've got PANTS They're lifeless PANTS THEY WOULD NOT BE PANTS IF THEY WERE MY HAT. AND THAT'S THE END OF THE SONG.

Diapers!!

I'M A BIG KID NOW!!!!!!!

Borqs

Not Borg

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WIKIPEDIA?

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Box

Nice change of pace lol

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Poll?

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Pole?

Paul Pfeiffer!

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Who's the biggest dumbass on Uncyclopedia?

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I like to box. I'm a boxer.

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Blah

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I got the last word.

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O.o

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Bruised Dick & Son!!

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O rly??!?!?!?

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Liek, NO WAI!!!!

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BUTTSECKS!

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.!..(>.<)..!.

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What the fuck are Bawks anyway?

Bawks

They look like Jamal's mama!

Batman:.... FUCK!

Look, I can put whatever the fuck I want here!!!