User:Yeet Lasagna

“You are a fool, a moron, an idiot, a buffoon, complete and utter garbage, total trash, a stupid potato, an over-boiled cabbage, a pillock, a simpleton, a low socioeconomic peasant, a floccinaucinihilipilification! You are the reason behind shampoo bottles requiring instructions. You’re so well insulated that you look like Lego piece number 3005. I have enough unnecessarily and extravagantly extended insults to give someone with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia a heart attack.”

~  Me. I said this. Not one of you idiots.

About Me

I probably exist out there, somewhere, and it's possible that we could have seen each other at one point in our lives. Well, if you had a life. I do not know what else to put here. Please send help. I learned how to say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Garbage Produced by Me

Here be me creations

Stupidium - Totally real element trust me

Inconsistency - Add some very consistent stuff to this I’m running out of ideas

Obamium - I made this before I had an account :/

Chungus - Technically, my friend started the article, but I made a bunch, but I didn’t have an account then, sooooooo. . . I made it but didn’t but did

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)