User:Wogham
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
Hello <insert name here>! Here, have some imaginary pie. *hands it over*
Articles I have written...[edit | edit source]
...Yeah, WHY DOES EVERYONE DELETE MY ARTICLES!!?
Articles that have yet to be written...[edit | edit source]
- ...unless someone else beats me to it, anyhow:
- Shakespearean Hip-Hop
- Bobism - A Bob-inspired religion. Followers of bobism are called bobists.
Jokes (Copright © 2009 WOGHAM)[edit | edit source]
- A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinaman and an Englishman with a massive cock walk into a bar and a Jew says, "Drinks are on me".
- Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A: A He-blew.
- Q: What do you call an Irish homosexual? A: Gay-lick.
- Q: What do you call a Chinese homosexual? A: Chew-man-chew.
- Q:Why was the homosexual fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: For drinking on the job.
- Q:Considering that in order to get married, two heterosexuals have to get a marriage licence, what do two lesbians have to get? Q: A liquor licence.
- My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word 'cunt.' I suppose she's got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother's real name.
- I tried to watch a youtube video called 'Wheelchair Kid Sings Lady Gaga' and it came up with a message "disabled because of copyright claim." Bit fucking harsh!
Origin of the "Yo Momma" Joke[edit | edit source]
Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother."
SHAKESPEARE INVENTED THE YO MOMMA JOKE!
(from A Midsummer Night's Dream)
Animu[edit | edit source]
