User:Witt E,/Moose-Robot War of 1820
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The Robotic machines were incredibly angered and outraged at their mistreatment by the Mooses of Canada[edit | edit source]
FUCkinghs huGRRE aomg ahs aaa frickingaa aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Leading Bull Moose Randy assembled a fine army of four legged antidae[edit | edit source]
M00ssess Weres like aaldfjj evfryhhweres hollyty cccrap!
Then Esteemed Generel of the robots HAL made his swift approach upon the unsuspecting Mooses living safely upon the grass of the islands nature preserve[edit | edit source]
Da fucckignnn roobots weeere evvyetwherees!A!!!!! Mosseeees hasdsd ro acktsa faaaAasasrt
Randy issues a decree to completely eradicate all substances that could be useful to the mauradurous robotic forces[edit | edit source]
MMomstar OIL wahasaa GONE!
The powerful and devious robots set a cunning trap for the mooses, but not cunning enough apparantly[edit | edit source]
SSsnseeacy roonbpots wadug aaaaaahkohle int a grund aaanb0t0=-t it-ttt ddindt eweork.
The mooses army overcomes the robots north of the Great Lakes, the last of the robots short out while it's dead cold hand grabs the antler of Randy the Bull Moose before collapsing into a heap of rubble[edit | edit source]
TTThen theeaa mOOS eas woonaa ndt he robootss aweree aalsssaaalll de4d.