User:Wevernightland/Sandbox
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| Official languages | Chindi | ||||||
| Motto | "Don't push the button" | ||||||
| Capital | Kalimpondgond- longkajonglingasa | ||||||
| Largest City | Thimpu | ||||||
| Ethnic Groups | Bhutanese: 74.3% AOL Users: 24.7% Chewbaccas: 1% | ||||||
| Major Exports | Buttons, Chewbacas, Dolphins, Fish, Shampoo and Gravy. | ||||||
| Major Imports | Bob Marley, Chai, Cows, Newspapers, Textiles and Yogurt. | ||||||
| Emperor of Bhutan | Jigme Singye Wangchuck | ||||||
| President | Microsoft | ||||||
| Prime Minister | Lyonpo Sangay Ngedup | ||||||
| Independence | From Honduras in 1904. | ||||||
| Currency | Buttons | ||||||
| National Animal | Pikachu | ||||||
| National Anthem | Buttons by Pussycat Dolls | ||||||
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Bhutan (in the Bhutanese language, Drunk Gyüle) is a nation high in the Himalayas. It was once sighted -- but then promptly lost -- by Everest climber Tenzing Norgay. The entire country is reported to be mountainous except for an 8-10 inch wide strip of subtropical plains in the extreme south which is intersected by valleys known as the Babu Bhatts.
History[edit | edit source]
According to prominent Scientologists, the historic Bhutanese Empire once stretched all the way across Asia and North America, straddling the Bering Straits, spanning from France in the west to Passaic, New Jersey in the east. Legendary emperor Whooten De Sade reigned for 7,260 years and invented matchboxes, leg-shaving, Mozart, and the race car. However, Whooten De Sade was deposed by naked Thetans falling from the sky over his solid gold palace, Gyorchen Damthang, in the capital city of Bumthang.
This story is disputed by the Bhutanese themselves, who believe that their ancestors, Marv and Sheila P. De Sade, arose from the ground under Bumthang riding a yak made of solid cheese. This yak then "turned to real", and ever since the Bhutanese have never looked back.
This story is disputed by Rastafarian Hasidim, such as Matisyahu, who believe that the Bhutanese arose in a distant district of Jamaica and then were dispersed throughout the world by the forces of Ethiopian dictator Mengistu Haile Mariam. However, some Rastafarian Hasidim believe that