User:Weri long wang/Neocon Bible

Although Atheists do have their own holy scripture it is considered blasphemous to read from it or make references to it. A great deal of the book doesn’t exist anyway. An example of this is the Book of Complex Numbers. Only half of that book is real; the other half is imaginary. The following is a list of the chapters of The Old Testicles:

• Sega Genesis - 50 chapters, Mosey the Pirate
• Exodus - 40 chapters, Mosey the Pirate
• Levers - 27 chapters, Mosey the Pirate
• Complex Numbers - 36 Mosey the Pirate
• Neuteronomy - 34 chapters, Mosey the Pirate
• Yuji Naka - 24 chapters, Tom Cruise
• Smudges - 21 chapters, Lisa Simpson
• Ruthless - 4 chapters, Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Samuel Smith’s Pale Ale 1 - 31 chapters, John Miller
• Samuel Smith’s Pale Ale 1 - 24 chapters, John Miller
• Wings - 22 chapters, Wilbur Wright
• Wings - 25 chapters, Orville Wright]
• Chronic diarrhea 1 - 29 chapters, Eric Cartman
• Chronic diarrhea 2 - 36 chapters, Eric Cartman
• Ever - 10 chapters, John Kerry
• Never Mind - 13 chapters, anonymous
• Ether - 10 chapters, Albert Nicholson