User:Welsh718
Welsh718[edit | edit source]
Welsh718 is the most bad ass bad ass of all the bad asses that ever were truly bad ass. He kicks ass and Whoops Ass around the clock and is just purly BITCHIN! He has been known for his famous invasions of San Francisco and cleansing of it's soil.
Welsh718's San Francisco cleansing[edit | edit source]
In 1861 Welsh718 cleansed the population of San Francisco by eliminating the inferior population; Queers and Hobos. He made San Francisco a dominantly Jewish City in the name of Jahova.
He Created the JESUS; Jews Enforcing Straightness Under Shaloam, a group which is loved by all bad asses for lynching queers, faggots, ass pirates, homos, jotos, suckers, blowers, gays, rainbows, fudgepackers, man eaters, panzees, fruits, fruit cakes, benders, and or any other people part of or tolerant of any community of any homosexual people. Welsh718 is most famous for the assasination of Lez Walker, a communist, liberal, yankee, carpetbagger, queer lovin bitch who thought she might invade and Poison the newly cleansed San Francisco with her Gay Straight Alliance. Welsh718 cought her in a lasso and tied her to the inside of a giant oven where she was cleansed and sent to hell.
When Welsh718 is in town I sure as hell wouldn't want to be Queer or talking to one. Welsh718 has announced his hopes to clean the world and wash away the queerism of inferior mankind. Welsh718 is known as the straightest creature ever to walk the earth; a true bad ass.
Welsh718's invasion of the Imperial States of America[edit | edit source]
Welsh718 was awarded the badass metal of all time for his actions at the battle of Rio Grande. Welsh718 rode his steed gallantly leading his mexican army into the Imperial States of America. The I.S.A. had been bending towards the system of Queerism for a while and someone had to "straighten them out". Who better than Welsh718.
However, to get to the Imperial States of America, Welsh718 had to cross the PanzeeBitch Sea. Welsh718 knew that the best way to handle the situation was to turn black and let the PanzeeBitch Sea catch his fade. With just one wack of his pimp cane, the PanzeeBitch Sea got owned!
After putting the PanzeeBitch Sea in its place, Welsh718 moved his army across the ISA-Mexican border. Welsh718 easily defeated the ISA forces and restored the machoness which had been lost to the Imperial States of America. After Machofying the ISA, Welsh718 invaded and conquered Mexico.