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Mario tries to kill us[edit | edit source]
One day Mario went insane and killed everyone except Peach, Daisy, Bowser (who was already dead), Waluigi,Wario, and Luigi. Mario even said this on LIVE television, in front of a LIVE studio audience. "Everyone, I'm sick of your f****** crap you big f****** fatsos filled with tons of d**** idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Waluigi replied, "How dare he make a freakin' fool of himself especially on live television." Wario said, "!@#$%^&*)%&*%$$*%$$&%&*(%%($$*(##&*$^)@$$#@!$(*$%#$^#$%&%$^%$*(%$^%$&*#%$#$&^#$$&^%^&$^(^^&#$%^&&#@$%^$$%_(*(&*$%%#%!" After this horrible frenzy of cussing, Peach broke up with Mario, and tried to marry Luigi to make Mario feel bad. Sadly it didn't work. Mario was furthermore banned from Peach's Castle and the rest of The Mushroom Kingdom.
Daisy tries to marry Waluigi?!?[edit | edit source]
One day after the game Super Waluigi 64was released Daisy came up to Waluigi and said,"Waluigi will you marry me?" And of course Waluigi said "No!" And then she tries to marry Wario and of course he burped and said "No!" Then she tries to marry Luigi and he said "No!" And then she met the man of her life........Zombie Bowser! Since Princess Peach always said "No!" he decided to marry someone who is a little bit like Peach. At the wedding Bullet Bill crashed into Bowser and killing him for good. Daisy cried and cried and then beat the S*** out of Bullet Bill and this is the reason why you don't see Bullet Bill that much anymore becasue he is so scared of Daisy.
Mario is Killed[edit | edit source]
Peach finally found someone she could marry: Link. The two tried to get married that day, but Mario pulled out a Bosch Shotgun and blew Link's head off. Peach started b******* off at Mario for killing her future husband. Waluigi comes up and comforts her while Wario kills Mario with a sledge hammer and bazooka. Luigi slapped Wario in the face and Waluigi kicked his a** out of the window.
Mushroom War III[edit | edit source]
One day, Mario and Luigi were having a fight about who should be a title character in the next Mario game. Mario shoots Luigi with a shotgun and allies the toads against Wario, Waluigi, and Peach. Waluigi and Wario go around all of Nintendo and Sega recruiting people to destroy Mario. As usual Mario dies after blowing up half of the Mushroom Kingdom's 1-up supply, rendering Luigi unable to be revived. After losing this many times, Mario became a fat blob that does nothing but eat Fried Koopa Shrooms and Cupcakes.