User:VGDictator/secretgame/downstairs1

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 The Secret Of The Secret   Score: 300  Level: One



> turn on light

Well done. You turn on the lights, thus ensuring that the steps you are stepping on are not actually air, and allowing your neck to remain intact.


> go down stairs

You walk down the stairs a short way, and come across a metal door. Various embellishments on this door give it an unauthorized feel to it. You are somewhat likely to pee your pants. You notice a button that says "Do Not Press".


> open door

It is locked, of course.