User:UrbaneUrbanite

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

official

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user is cooler than you.

ego

This user is a deluded egomaniac.

ego

This user should not be trusted.

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.