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This place is mildly more Serious then the rest, so behave (yes especially you Diz)



Seriously now, I have stuff here...[edit | edit source]

Here I dump stuff that "isn't' funny", and is actually serious about something, hey man it helps balance my bat fuck insaness

by Ununbilium a.k.a Neo Zidane

Four Viewpoints[edit | edit source]

Intranal[edit | edit source]

We can only experience the world through our senses, this works by our sensory receptors sending pulses of electricity through the nervous system to our brain, which then processes it into data for our conscience to feel.

But doesn’t this mean that we are blind to the outer world? All we are ‘sensing’ our pulses of electricity.

We fool ourselves so easily, hallucination, dreams, all our own creation, based on our psyche.

Even if not as extreme, the way everyone senses this world is different, for them the world is different. Temperature, colour, brightness, texture, all different according to what the brain thinks.

No one will experience the ‘true’ world, and then how are we supposed to distinguish ‘reality’ from ‘dreams’. Just because one is weirder or rarer, it doesn’t make it fake.

There is no such thing as absolute reality, just a vague, blurry and personal rendition of it.

     YOU ARE A PRISONER IN YOURSELF

Internal[edit | edit source]

Love, empathy, sympathy, hope, hate, religious experiences, intuition. All things that make us different from the other creatures, things that give us life, make us believe in more.

There is also another thing that they share, they all (indirectly or directly) increase chance of passing on seed, come to think of it.

And features that normally increase the chance of passing on seed are naturally selected. These could be actual inherited genetic codes that tell us to ‘feel’ some spiritualistic feeling, or to save a person in need, or to be altruistic.

For example if you threatened two people at gunpoint, on had an instinct of survival, and one didn’t, who would let themselves die? The one without. The obtinitive values his life and fights for it. I shall call these characteristics, obtinitistics (from the latin obtinus- to continue).

Can it be that these amazing feelings and events are naturally selected wirings of the brain?

     LOVE IS BUT LUST MISPELLED
 

External[edit | edit source]

What difference is there between a human and a table?

None, if you take into account Internal, the human might have almost infinitely more complex chemical reactions, it is still just a unit of atoms bubbling around, still following the same laws of physics as the table.

There has yet to be, and many doubt on whether, we will find something new about a living organism (a living energy et al). So can’t we just admit that we are no different to a table.

An obtinitive of the current human, is that we ‘feel’ alive. But we are still just a unit of normal atoms, following the laws of physics.

     WE ARE TABLES


Extranal[edit | edit source]

If I check the wiring and the bulb, I can predict safely whether that when I switch it on, it shall turn on.

So wouldn’t that mean if I checked the spin of the ekectrons and the meta-physics of everything, can’t I predict the future.

What I am saying is that if there is no chaos in this world, and everything follows the laws of physics, fate should exist.

Everything works how it works, EVEN THE BRAIN follows these laws, so fate must be true.

What happens happens, and you can’t change that because you are a happenning yourself.

I don't even need the laws of physics to prove fate, tommorow you will eat dinner, you haven't got round to choosing it yet, but in truth, tomorrow, you WILL eat dinner, and that dinner WILL be something (lets say chicken). You WILL end up eating chicken tomorrow, you can't change that, because when dinner comes, you'll eat chicken. You could have had changed your mind a million times before dinner, but you WILL eat chicken.

There is the future, this will always be the future, it cant be changed because the changes being made to the future, are the future themselves.

 YOU WILL EAT CHICKEN

So...[edit | edit source]

     YOU ARE A PRISONER IN YOURSELF
     LOVE IS BUT LUST MISPELLED
     WE ARE TABLES
     YOU WILL EAT CHICKEN

All in a days work...