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The COMMUNIST COMMUNISM COMMUNITY PARTY!!! (always in capitals) is a political movement inspired by the writings of Linus Torvalds. Takes teachings from Soviet principles, and is the largest neo-communist movement in the world. Often mocked with the fact that all of it's followers speak with permanent caps lock, live in basements and waste their lives away contributing to some wikithingy like Uncyclopedia for example.
Beggginnnings (look I can't spell)[edit | edit source]
The COMMUNIST COMMUNISM COMMUNITY PARTY!!! was based on the doctrine of the COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!!!, a book written by proliferous and famous poliical scientist, Linus Marx, one day in 1979, he was running Windows BC, he was downloading images of women without wigs on (the pr0n of the time), when the bank told him he owed various people up to $4450 (a shit load of money of the time). He realised that he had over 13,000,000 viruses and spywares (a shit load of h4x0r to have on your computer at the time), even before they were invented, so he decided to buy a new computer, but realised that there was only two operating systems, Windows BC and Mac OS SEX, after being sick of windows, he thought that buying a Mac would do nicely, but the price was $666.66, (a shit loa- ok you get the picture), so Linus decided that the capitalist system of having to buy an OS and software for it is sux0r, he decided to create his own OS, after studying Reversish at the Smirnoff University, he developed a new OS, which he wanted to call SUPER DUPER HAPPY FUN RIDE WITH REVERSI 3000!!!, but due to trademark infringement, he reverted to the more simplistic LINUX BUILD 11b.655.34.2356.TTZ-UNIX.
LINUX BUILD 11b.655.34.2356.TTZ-UNIX and it's influence[edit | edit source]
see Linux for more
Linus was selling copies of LINUX BUILD 11b.655.34.2356.TTZ-UNIX (with built in Russian reversal algorithms for 'a chair with 5 teddy bears', but then to adhere to Soviet protocol, he sold it for 'free' (yes I know it's a strange word to you isn't it you capitalist scum...). After letting people take the source code and make their own distributions (which went up to 50,000 different LINUXES, a shit loa-e.t.c.) he wrote a new ideal for the running of the interweb, the COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!!, which was first released in pdf format.
COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!!![edit | edit source]
for more on the COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!! go create an article on it, because I can't be bothered
The COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!!! (also always in caps) projected the idea that there should be no net ruled by everything-fucking-killing Steve Ballmer and 'stop using DOS? are you crazy?' Bill Gates, but by everyone, the actual users, where software is free and edited and contributed by everyone, the book was heavily criticised by George Bush for
not invloving money and projectng a society that is ha-hap-, how do you read this word dagnabbit, I ain't ever heard of hap-pin-ess, that must mean it's a terrorist, bomb him boys ehehehehehe
This book grew in popularity amongst the 1337 and they decided to adopt this as their new constitution, at the 1337-con, after much blood-spill and crazy ninjas with spinning knife hats and sattelite navigated jet powered moneys (don't ask), it was decided the new party was to be called the COMMUNIST COMMUNISM COMMUNITY PARTY!!! (copyright 2000), some other candidates were:
- 1337 5933KERS COMMUNITY!!!
- WE ARE NOT SCIENTISTS!!!
- THE PART-AY!!!
- SOVIET SHINDIG!!!
- YOU!!!
- COBAIN IS DEAD!!!
- MY THROAT HURTS!!!
- I CANT SHOUT ANYMORE SERIOUSLY!!!
- AAAAAaaaaaaaa___...