User:Unknown user/HowTo:Leave Uncyclopedia
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There comes a time in every user's life, that they must separate themselves from the opiate of the internet, uncyclopedia. Whether they had been forced to leave or are merely trying to escape it's addictive clutches, they all face one common obstacle: It's so damn addictive!
Why Leave?[edit | edit source]
The first question to be asked before one can truly leave is the reason they must leave. Some users claim they simply "grew out of uncyclopedia", which is an impossibility considering uncyclopedia is like a tumor and grows out of you! This has been confirmed by top scientists in Soviet Russia, as it is proven by logic that "Uncyclopedia grows out of you!" Reasons for leaving include:
- Extreme poverty
- Health issues
- Getting a job
- Getting fired
- Failing school