User:Underwear.thief

Everything except my userboxes

underwear.thief
Real Name: Colin the Lollin lol
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Member since: 13 May 2007
Weight/Mass: 135
Occupation: Starving college student
Favourite Article (of clothing): underwear
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: I'm a noob I dunno
IRC name(s): di4gram
Likes to: Have sex with some peoples' mothers
Infobox ripped off legally taken from High Gen. Grue/AAA!

Hi I'm underwear.thief. I am a newbie. Please vandalize my page. Just don't touch my fucking userboxes.

Current projects

Trying to make my first uncyclopedia project funny (very hard).

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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

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