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The Pirtae Pirate Flag

Pirtae Island History[edit | edit source]

Pirtae Island is a very small island located somewhere in the ocean. I was made by a dead reef. Then some pirates started to live on it.

Pirtae Pirates[edit | edit source]

It is home to a small group of pirates who goal in life is to make 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,004 dollars. Instead of going to school to get smart they think that trying to take over navy boats that are carrying weapons is a much better, faster, easier, cooler way. So they have formed a group called Pirtae (pronounced per-tee). Which is why they need thier own island cos there boats are really very small.

Pirtae Fleet[edit | edit source]

Pirtae Boat

The Pirtae fleet is very vast. It contains about 10 boats! The Pirtae pirates got all of them from the U.S. coast Guard. So while they are just 7 ft. Boston Whailers thier guns are huge and powerful. Each boat can hold one person... One driver/gunner.

Pirtae Weapons[edit | edit source]

They all use AK-47's and RPG's. They have gotten all of thier weapons from a shop they made on Pirtae isalnd. The shops buys weapons from a dealer in Iraq who gives very, very, very, very, very good deals.

Pirtae Strategy[edit | edit source]

They basicly go up to other huge navy boats (mostly from the U.S.) and board them. Then they hold the crew, and supplys ransome.