User:UNmarine777/Article about stuff
Stuff is an essiantial element in our universe without it you would not exist.Stuff not be confused with something which is also used to create things such as you,me,and the Jews,Stuff is the key element in making something such as a Universe.
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The Study of Stuff[edit | edit source]
The study of stuff is very simple subject.First you get all your stuff to study stuff and test the stuff on something.Next you fill the stuff with the stuff and put it in something for a while until it heats up or something.Next fill stuff with something inorder to cool down the stuff before it blows-up.Then you measure stuff with you stuffometer to see if the things inside it contracted(Note:The things inside of it might be stuff.if it is stuff inside it replace it with something).Then you place whats left of the stuff into a thing and fill that stuff with things until the stuff is completely filled with things.Then you use your stuff to amplify the stuff into a essence state such as Kool-Aid.Once it is in the essence state extract it via stuffgrabbers to further observe the stuff and place the stuff into a jar or transparent box/cube for further observing.Do you understand what I am saying?
Due to the nature of Stuff no one really knows about it.Until 1937 a scientist named Albert Einstien discovered a formula to study stuff.Unlike Previous attemps which all lead to the deaths of its users,stuff cannot be directly study what stuff is made of because it is always changing.Einstien's formula made it possible to find out what stuff is.
- 1+1=2
His formula took years to create.He even missed his cousin William birthday 5 times in a row.After his discovery he quickley rushed to the store to by him presents that he owed him.Anyways back to the formula,To use it is a complicated task 1 = the number of stuff,1= the number of things,and 2 = something.Sense stuff is a direct contributer of something this makes alot of sense,really!
What Is stuff[edit | edit source]
Stuff is the most essiantle fabric of are Universe without You, Me,or Morgan Freeman wouldn't even exist because Stuff makes the atoms that make us and the entire universe.If you go outside you may notice that bright shiny thing in the sky its called the Sun ,but really its just a thing.Stuff along with things and somethings are very important factors for life without it none of us would exist.NASA created a device to search for these things and somethings in the Universe to find life.
How Stuff Works[edit | edit source]
How stuff works is very easy thing to understand first of all stuff walks,stays in place,gives you Blowjobs,crawls,runs,sprints,jogs in place,yells at you,makes fun of you,bites you,and makes you clean your room.Stuff is catogorised by its movement such as no movement stuff,slow stuff,medium fast stuff,and super fast stuff.This helped Stuffologist know how to classify stuff without the knowledge of something to get in the way of studying stuff.So bascally what I am saying is that stuff is every thing that moves or doesn't move at all.Mosyly everything is stuff that deosn't move.