User:Tritefantastic/The DuMont Television Network

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The DuMont Television Network
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Type Broadcast television network
Country USAmericanflag.JPG United States
Availability The Twilight Zone
Slogan It's Crackerjack!
Founders Well-intentioned people with no concept of business structure
Launch date After the invention of vacuum tubes, but before the invention of tailfins

“I actually wrote an episode of Captain Video. It's the one where he XXXX”


The DuMont Television Network is a now largely-forgotten broadcast television network XXXX

Programming[edit | edit source]

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Programs[edit | edit source]

  • Chad Splink, Space Temp
  • Change the Channel
  • Cavalcade Jamboree of Star Band Theatre
  • Captain Video and His Video Rangers
  • DuMont BuDget News
  • Fashions on Parade
  • I Don't Want to Hear About It
  • Parade of Fashions
  • Prolonged Static
  • Torpor in Stereo
  • Stop Squirming Around and Hold Still
  • Your Hudson Dealer Presents: Rock, Paper, Scissors

Surviving programs[edit | edit source]

XXXX The surviving DuMont programs are currently in the garage of Dwight Zinn, Jr., of Saginaw, Michigan, where they are presently stored under a bunch of burlap sacks and the hood from an AMC Gremlin, where they will stay until he finally gets around to having that yard sale he's been promising his wife since 1998.